The roommates adjust to life at the shore without Vinny; Mike addresses his own internal demons; Pauly celebrates his birthday
The roommates adjust to life at the shore without Vinny; Mike addresses his own internal demons; Pauly celebrates his birthday.
Surely the Mayans had to predict this, right?
Last night, 2012 inched closer to the end of days with the return of Jersey Shore. No longer content to spread their collective stank around Italy (or in boardwalk speak, "Idillee"), the Axe body spray version of the Little Rascals headed back to Seaside Heights. And before you could say "pickle shots," they were back to business. And by that we mean drinking their faces off and bitching about how their trip to Italy got in the way of GTLing.
Because being so orange you look like you're in renal failure is vastly more important than exploring new cultures, seeing classic art, and not being horrid. Of course, we don't watch Shore for anything resembling culture. We watch to see just how low these common denominators can go. Snooki screaming drunken threats in front a bar full of family? Check. Ronnie offering to get Sad Vinny a hooker? Check. Pauly D going for sloppy thirds? Check...and he should probably should get checked.
Yes, they're vulgarians to the core, but in seasons past, they were also at least entertaining in their idiocy. Now, the whole experience is like the grenade of TV shows: Loud, ugly, desperate and almost impossible to escape.
So, are you happy the gang is back? Or is this, as the Situation referred to his post-Italy paleness, "like the end of civilization"?
Licensing company SRG Ventures has filed a $7 million suit against the newly super skinny Jersey Shore star and her management company, the New York Post reports. The company was hired by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to launch Snooki-related merchandise last year.
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But in October, the Post reports Polizzi filed suit to end the partnership, claiming that SRG didn't fulfill its end of the contract when it failed "to land her enough dough or branding partnerships." SRG's counterclaim is that Polizzi "sabotaged the deal by negotiating with brands behind SRG's back" and took too much time sealing up the deals SRG did bring her, including Snooki-branded school supplies, watches, shoes and lingerie.
A rep for Polizzi told the Post: "Ms. Polizzi disputes SRG's version of the facts and looks forward to her day in court."